kinky-haired rat.

ahem. {cough,cough} 

sniffle, cough. cough. ummmmmmmmm.....say maverick, could you come in here?

yes, you. maverick...........uhhhhhh.........look at me in the eyes boy.

seriously....are you avoiding eye contact right now? because i know that you have absolutely nothing to  feel guilty about. certainly not a bag of bread and a box of Fiber One bars. noooooooo. ho ho....not you. you wouldn't EVER ever ever ever do something that rude. right boy?

uh huh. i thought so. i just wanted to make sure.

so.......clearly, it must have been a rat. a 75lb, kinky-haired rat.